What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?